“I’m here to talk about my code review.”
“…I take it you have read the report.”
“My code isn’t pretty.” A pause. “It has all my flaws and insecurities. It shines through all the memory leaks. It is quirky, but it is functional, just like me. It’s brimming with personality.”
“…That I cannot argue. Suppose it is, yes.”
“So I cannot fathom the discriminatory act this company has conducted by giving me a series of demerits against my code.”
“…I sincerely recommend you to try another line of career.”
“I CHALLENGE YOU FOR A FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION!”


-aftermath-

“Your last company noted here that you were let go for being… a little too… personally involved… with your code?”
“They weren’t ready to be progressive.”

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